1) Window Washer at NASA.
2)Charley Rose’s research assistant. Or that of Terri Gross but not of Terry Wogan.
3) Head of Heavy Entertainment at the BBC. Light Entertainment is for wimps.
4) Captain of a Caledonian MacBrayne ferry in Scotland (for a day)
Dreee-ee-ee-ee-eam! Dream, dream, dream, la la la la