Comments on: Truly The Ne Plus Ultra of Pinnies

By: Rob

Rob — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:17:04 +0000

“Post-immediately”: now I understand what they mean by “post haste”.

The 11th-dimension quantum apron sounds interesting. A sort of Schrodinger’s Apron: both present and absent but you can’t tell until you look. Victoria’s Secret could make a killing out of that technology.

By: Sam, Problemchildbride

Sam, Problemchildbride — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 22:58:23 +0000

Kieran, s’funny, cos I had cocai…erm coffee with him this morning and he didn’t mention you. I hope you’re not on his “He’s Dead To Me” list. I hear he’s kinda literal about that.

Rand’, it’s all fascinating, mind-blowing stuff. I don’t know how I hope to ever understand half of it but it’s just compelling to think that perhaps, there is another universe somewhere where I do understand it. Or there is a universe somewhere where I don’t try to break my head against a wall trying to understand it.

By: Sam, Problemchildbride

Sam, Problemchildbride — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 22:50:43 +0000

Footles, the FBI wouldn’t have a chance. They hardly know how to find their own Bureau in the morning. Identifying London on the map would demand an exploratory committee with bottled water and donuts, I imagine.

Kav, is it the straightening products or the bounce ‘n’ shine ones. I can’t get on with either of them either. There is something of the dark side to Foots, isn’t there? I expect it’s a side effect of his being a foot eating whey-faced denizen of the crypt, and all.

By: R.Sherman

R.Sherman — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 17:41:50 +0000

Actually Sam, I think you’ve hit upon the content of “dark matter” in the universe which the astrophysicists keep going on about. That is, your food spatter does not appear in an alternate universe but rather exists all around us, binding the Cosmos together.

Well done. Now that Hawking fellow can move over and let you take over Newton’s chair.

Cheers.

By: Kieran

Kieran — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:01:34 +0000

I turn my back for one second…

I don’t need to say anything more about the apron. It speaks for itself, and dances in some universes.
Anyway, must dash, I have a meeting with Diego Leon Montoya Sanchez.

By: kav

kav — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:25:53 +0000

I wish I was worth it. Alas, L’Oreal and I just don’t get along. Don’t listen to Foot Eater, he only comes out of hiding to disparage other bloggers, before returning to his evil lair to compose evil blog posts.

By: Foot Eater

Foot Eater — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 21:45:48 +0000

Kieran is dangerous and quite probably on the FBI’s Most Wanted list. I’d stay away from him if I were you, young lady.

By: Problem Child Bride aka wirepeach

Problem Child Bride aka wirepeach — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 19:46:39 +0000

Andraste, I don’t think that was a good year for yeast. Amoeba did fairly well, I’ve read, but Nebuchadnezzer’s yeast policy was just eye-rollingly wrong.

By: Andraste

Andraste — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 19:28:05 +0000

Couldn’t afford the apron, but even so, the clerks at Jim & Bob’s Theoretical Physics and Kitchen Shoppe tried to sell me the breadmaking time machine, which uses yeast that died in during the reign of Nebuchadnezzar. What part of “too rich for my blood” didn’t they understand?! I suppose they’re trying to pay off their student loans from MIT, and work on commission, but still.

By: Problem Child Bride aka wirepeach

Problem Child Bride aka wirepeach — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 18:55:26 +0000

Apprentice, I’ve been saying pecan wrong all along too, then. Still if it can score you an extra pancake, where’s the harm, eh?