Comments on: The Napping Massacre http://problemchildbride.com/2007/04/03/the-napping-massacre/ Singed Feathers Everywhere*. Hebridean Mother Living In WierdyBeardysville, USA Thu, 17 May 2012 02:18:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Alternative Medicine http://problemchildbride.com/2007/04/03/the-napping-massacre/comment-page-1/#comment-78463 Alternative Medicine Sun, 29 Jul 2007 02:36:54 +0000 http://problemchildbride.com/blog/?p=140#comment-78463 <strong>Alternative Medicine...</strong> Alternative Medicine... Alternative Medicine…

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]]> By: problemchildbride http://problemchildbride.com/2007/04/03/the-napping-massacre/comment-page-1/#comment-19615 problemchildbride Mon, 09 Apr 2007 17:27:44 +0000 http://problemchildbride.com/blog/?p=140#comment-19615 Vin, I like The Dark Timepiece as an alternative. Daphne, there's enough blood and hair in it to keep Mr. Mel happy, certainly, but I'd insist on talking bees and seagulls and seagulls, as everyone knows are Jewish. We might fall out over that. Sparrow, just remember that 50% more letters appear in written Gaelic that are actually pronounced. Profligate with letters is the Celt. Pat, moving to Firefox was a good move for me. IE cut out on me a lot. It's a hassle at first but worth it, I think, in the log run. Kim, have you thought about faux pigtails? A modern solution for the busy modern wildman, they can be applied without anesthetic during your lunch-hour so no resting or down-time is needed. Pat, the girls went back to preschool this morning after their Easter holidays and days of carefree loose locks. Putting 4 pigtails on two squirmy wee girls was not as relaxing as it ought to have been. Despite being 4, they have a very developed sense of where tails belong - I know, I <i>am</i> proud - and have decided during this past week that they don't belong on heads but on bums. They have no hair on their bums to braid but this is a mere academic point to them. Vin, I like The Dark Timepiece as an alternative.

Daphne, there’s enough blood and hair in it to keep Mr. Mel happy, certainly, but I’d insist on talking bees and seagulls and seagulls, as everyone knows are Jewish. We might fall out over that.

Sparrow, just remember that 50% more letters appear in written Gaelic that are actually pronounced. Profligate with letters is the Celt.

Pat, moving to Firefox was a good move for me. IE cut out on me a lot. It’s a hassle at first but worth it, I think, in the log run.

Kim, have you thought about faux pigtails? A modern solution for the busy modern wildman, they can be applied without anesthetic during your lunch-hour so no resting or down-time is needed.

Pat, the girls went back to preschool this morning after their Easter holidays and days of carefree loose locks. Putting 4 pigtails on two squirmy wee girls was not as relaxing as it ought to have been. Despite being 4, they have a very developed sense of where tails belong – I know, I am proud – and have decided during this past week that they don’t belong on heads but on bums. They have no hair on their bums to braid but this is a mere academic point to them.

]]> By: Pat http://problemchildbride.com/2007/04/03/the-napping-massacre/comment-page-1/#comment-19380 Pat Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:53:21 +0000 http://problemchildbride.com/blog/?p=140#comment-19380 I have some grasses in the garden which I plait. No daughters you see. Awwwww! I have some grasses in the garden which I plait. No daughters you see. Awwwww!

]]> By: Kim Ayres http://problemchildbride.com/2007/04/03/the-napping-massacre/comment-page-1/#comment-19379 Kim Ayres Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:51:23 +0000 http://problemchildbride.com/blog/?p=140#comment-19379 Even when I grew my beard quite long, I still couldn't plait it. I tried several times, but the nature of my chin hair meant it was like trying to plait pubes. Shame really, as I'd been thinking of cultivating a pirate captain look for some time. Even when I grew my beard quite long, I still couldn’t plait it. I tried several times, but the nature of my chin hair meant it was like trying to plait pubes. Shame really, as I’d been thinking of cultivating a pirate captain look for some time.

]]> By: Pat http://problemchildbride.com/2007/04/03/the-napping-massacre/comment-page-1/#comment-19164 Pat Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:35:05 +0000 http://problemchildbride.com/blog/?p=140#comment-19164 Happy Easter darling to you and the family. I have just now installed Firefox but no improvement so far. At least I can still get here. Happy Easter darling to you and the family. I have just now installed Firefox but no improvement so far. At least I can still get here.

]]> By: Fat Sparrow http://problemchildbride.com/2007/04/03/the-napping-massacre/comment-page-1/#comment-19105 Fat Sparrow Fri, 06 Apr 2007 10:40:06 +0000 http://problemchildbride.com/blog/?p=140#comment-19105 Good Lord, I think you need to start posting pronunciation guides for all of us sassenaches out here. Good Lord, I think you need to start posting pronunciation guides for all of us sassenaches out here.

]]> By: Daphne Wayne-Bough http://problemchildbride.com/2007/04/03/the-napping-massacre/comment-page-1/#comment-19088 Daphne Wayne-Bough Fri, 06 Apr 2007 08:11:19 +0000 http://problemchildbride.com/blog/?p=140#comment-19088 That was a seminal meisterwerk. I think you should develop the theme into a film script, Mel Gibson would snap it up. As an Aussie he would know a thing or two about sheep worship. That was a seminal meisterwerk. I think you should develop the theme into a film script, Mel Gibson would snap it up. As an Aussie he would know a thing or two about sheep worship.

]]> By: vin http://problemchildbride.com/2007/04/03/the-napping-massacre/comment-page-1/#comment-19086 vin Fri, 06 Apr 2007 07:49:42 +0000 http://problemchildbride.com/blog/?p=140#comment-19086 It's always nice to have work, re. the wine thing. And what a lovely place to work, expanding all the time too, what with the warming an all. It really was kind of them to keep you in mind. And the bw is merging or "folded in", egg whites like, to 4/5 others, soon. Anyhoos, will more than likely be named something bland and politically correct. It’s always nice to have work, re. the wine thing. And what a lovely place to work, expanding all the time too, what with the warming an all. It really was kind of them to keep you in mind.
And the bw is merging or “folded in”, egg whites like, to 4/5 others, soon. Anyhoos, will more than likely be named something bland and politically correct.

]]> By: problemchildbride http://problemchildbride.com/2007/04/03/the-napping-massacre/comment-page-1/#comment-19081 problemchildbride Fri, 06 Apr 2007 05:27:19 +0000 http://problemchildbride.com/blog/?p=140#comment-19081 Hmm, Foots, I think that joke just went and died in the wool. It was shearingly painful, in any case. Wool you please not make any more sheep jokes. I'm asking ewe nicely, now. I don't want to have to ram it home. Jali, No! Don't let them suck you in! Sheep are for dinner and sweaters. We were never meant to idolize domesticated farm animals! I'll admit there was that one golden-calf worshiping incident in the Old Testament but look how that turned out? Moses went right off his head at these Israelites. He was not happy prophet that day. At all! Don't believe in sheep, Jali! If you must, out your money into goat futures but never rely on the sheep market; all they have is pasts. And don't look in their eyes! Pat, never let it be said that I am a woman to interfere with the sheep postings of another! Post what you must! My distress is neither here nor there! The sheep must be going mad with all the erratic British weather lately. Madder. A ceann is a roundish protrusion containing one of the largest sex organs in the body - the brain. A ceann is a Gaelic head. Vin, my wine doesn't just have room to breathe; it could puff and pant and do aerobics, I'm afraid. I keep trying to top it up with the real stuff, but you know, I don't think that's working. I didn't know that about the Black Watch. I thought they were serving in Iraq. Hmm, Foots, I think that joke just went and died in the wool. It was shearingly painful, in any case. Wool you please not make any more sheep jokes. I’m asking ewe nicely, now. I don’t want to have to ram it home.

Jali, No! Don’t let them suck you in! Sheep are for dinner and sweaters. We were never meant to idolize domesticated farm animals! I’ll admit there was that one golden-calf worshiping incident in the Old Testament but look how that turned out? Moses went right off his head at these Israelites. He was not happy prophet that day. At all! Don’t believe in sheep, Jali! If you must, out your money into goat futures but never rely on the sheep market; all they have is pasts. And don’t look in their eyes!

Pat, never let it be said that I am a woman to interfere with the sheep postings of another! Post what you must! My distress is neither here nor there! The sheep must be going mad with all the erratic British weather lately. Madder. A ceann is a roundish protrusion containing one of the largest sex organs in the body – the brain. A ceann is a Gaelic head.

Vin, my wine doesn’t just have room to breathe; it could puff and pant and do aerobics, I’m afraid. I keep trying to top it up with the real stuff, but you know, I don’t think that’s working. I didn’t know that about the Black Watch. I thought they were serving in Iraq.

]]> By: vin http://problemchildbride.com/2007/04/03/the-napping-massacre/comment-page-1/#comment-19075 vin Fri, 06 Apr 2007 04:13:05 +0000 http://problemchildbride.com/blog/?p=140#comment-19075 Often, a glass short is a good thing, allows the wine to breathe. Did you hear that they are closing the black watch. Often, a glass short is a good thing, allows the wine to breathe. Did you hear that they are closing the black watch.

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