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By: problemchildbride

problemchildbride — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 07:27:50 +0000

Joel, hello, I missed this comment til now, somehow. Skin-softening aloe-vera tissues are a revolution! I will duel with anyone who says otherwise! If not for them I would have rubbed my nose clean away with the miserable cold I’ve got right now.

By: Joel

Joel — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 03:29:33 +0000

…heard the same story and it checks out. I have it on good authority that it was Kleenex. The regular kind, not the slimy ones with skin softening aloe vera.

By: problemchildbride

problemchildbride — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 19:07:33 +0000

Maroon, you looking at me? Are YOU looking at me? Are you looking at ME? You LOOKING at me? Don’t be startin’ wid me Mroon, y’hear. I’ll get my homies on yo ass. Just as soon as I gets me some homies dey guhna be all over yo sorry ass. So you better be’s watching it (yo ass) cuz dey be comin’ for it. Oh yeah. Uh-huh.

By: Dr Maroon

Dr Maroon — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 17:25:26 +0000

“Is anyone else having a problem with my blog?” you ask.

Yeah me. Nothing technical, I justs has a problem with it, right?

By: problemchildbride

problemchildbride — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 21:42:52 +0000

Eryl, you were caught by my spam filter which has done that before so don’t worry, it’s not you! I pushed aside a couple of vi*gra adds and there you were.

I’ve just been over at yours and seen your handsome son. I am very glad noone shot him too but I’m assuming he wasn’t into Chickenophagia. It’s a sad reflection on the times and the last few days, especially, that I don’t know if you’re referring to the post or to the Virginia Tech mess. If it’s the latter, I don’t mean to be flippant, it’s just my way of handling stuff. Times like these just make you want to hold your children tight. The more information that comes out about this guy, the more you wonder why red flags weren’t up all over the place about him before now.

Anyway, welcome! It’s nice to meet you.

By: Eryl Shields

Eryl Shields — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 20:09:44 +0000

I remember when my son was all spotty and squeaky. Thank god no one shot him before he had a chance to change.

By: problemchildbride

problemchildbride — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 18:00:30 +0000

Pat, it didn’t do much for the petri dish experiments either. Whole new cultures grew in them after that episode. Spike had caught a whiff not of Nessie but of the Beast of Loch Erisort, a creature with blood so cold, and scales so black that it can only live at the very bottom of that deep, dark loch.

Apprentice, what do you know? Hmm. I think you protest too much – how many dinosaurs have you murdered for meat, you, you blood-thirsty saur-chomper? (I’ll have a scout around for the song.)

Sneezy, humans taste like pork, everything else tastes like chicken, but, as fmc points out, some supermarket chicken doesn’t even taste like itself. I think Scottish humans might taste a wee bit gamier than other humans. And maybe as if they’d been marinated in strong liquors prior to cooking.

McCrumble, how’s the balloch? Are you getting any sleep yet? Before he met me, the Problem Husband had a goldfish called Fluffy.

By: Joseph McCrumble

Joseph McCrumble — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:10:53 +0000

I’m not sure about the rest of the story, but the BBC phone-in was certainly a fake. In reality they asked the producer’s domestic help to come up with a name after the phone-lines melted on a particularly hot summers day. The domestic had a goldfish of the same name, and lacked the imagination to come up with anything more original.

How do I know this…?

My uncle George worked for the BBC and once overheard a colleague of the producer talking about it in the pub.

By: Primal Sneeze

Primal Sneeze — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:07:20 +0000

Apprentice – Humans taste like pork. All other previously untried species taste like chicken. I should know – I worked in MacDonalds.