Comments on: Press Release

By: Carolyn

Carolyn — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 07:35:53 +0000

It is the way you tell them, daaaaahlingk. Kiss, kiss!

By: Fat Sparrow

Fat Sparrow — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 06:19:13 +0000

Manuel’s right, you should be filming a “The Making of _____” documentary.

And I’ll bet Little Miss P’s oh so convenient “cold” is nothing more than stalling tactics while her agent suddenly finds that she needs more money, more lines, and top billing, to boot. We will come to find out that the “P” stands for “Prima Donna.”

By: manuel

manuel — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 00:07:40 +0000

Bwahahahahahahaha the making of the play could be better than the actual play. Like Hearts of Darkness to Apocalypse Now….

By: Kara

Kara — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 19:16:13 +0000

“the Problem Sisters – who can?t even spell ?cult film? yet”

- WHAT kind of problem children are you raising?!? Those were, like, my first two words!

Who’s your videographer?

By: vince

vince — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 19:07:25 +0000

Football. Passing the ball, sweet lord, she’s expecting a bit much from biggish toddlers. Quarterbacks, the ten yards…..
A running game, well the little ones have a chance then. I must have misread, but no, its passing. Hmmmmmm thought I, Oz-rules ?, or the Irish version. What other area of the world?????????????? Two hours later, it dawned on me that its soccer, you’re on about.

Sorry to hear about the glitch in the thespian endeavors.

By: Joel

Joel — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 18:44:20 +0000

I applaud and admire your bravado…a last minute postponment to alter the production – brilliant! Perhaps suicidal in the minds of the critics but let them be damned. Let Goldillux and the Four Bears live! Tell their story, fresh and anew, with the unabashed spirit of the greats! There won’t be any singing will there?

By: Gorilla Bananas

Gorilla Bananas — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 17:11:54 +0000

“And they notice too many wee bugs in the grass to really have any success at international level.”

Just like little gorillas! It almost brings a tear to my eye!

By: John Mc

John Mc — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 16:07:33 +0000

I dunno. Word on the street is that Little Pal P, may have secured a lucrative recording contract with Jay-Z. This may be a negotiating ploy. P wants the part of Goldilocks. Or Goldi-Glocks as he calls it. Ultimately P is gunning for the main part in Little Red Rhyming hood.

By: Medbh

Medbh — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 15:17:42 +0000

OMG, mainlining the crayola! Call rehab ASAP. Just say no to art supplies!

By: R. Sherman

R. Sherman — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 14:22:13 +0000

I shouldn’t worry about the protests you describe. All screaming and no action. Just make sure you don’t piss off the Pakistanis, though.

Anyway, sorry it didn’t come off. I was looking forward to writing the word, “Boffo!”

Cheers.