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Technical Difficulties

Hello, peeps. I have been having some problems with my broadband link and my connections to this here intermaweb have been fickle and few. With any luck, the next few days should see an improvement and, like a blue-balled sailor six loveless months at sea, or a purpley-complected wine-critic after a long communion service in church, I will spurt forth a pressurized backlog of drivel in a poorly-focused, unsatisfactory blob I will be calling a post. You might not agree – but it’s my blahrsted blog, blammit, and post is as post does, I always almost never say. I’ll also be around to pester people forthwith. A week is a long time in blogland. What have I missed?

19 Responses to “Technical Difficulties”

  1. Primal Sneeze Says:

    What have I missed? Ah not much. This and that. But don’t worry, we wrote it all down so you can read it at your leisure.

  2. Gorilla Bananas Says:

    You’ve missed a Scottish blogger called Misssy, whose job is to hunt for misssing bloggers. I’ll tell her you’ve surfaced.

    http://misssymartin.blogspot.com/

  3. birchsprite Says:

    I’m very very sleepy…. too much reading last night…..yawnnnnnnnnnnn

  4. asym42 Says:

    What have you missed? That’s a very deep question. If this was a Star Trek episode i could probably spin this one out for a good half hour. As it is, i’m just finishing my coffee so i’ll keep it short. I dunno.

  5. Honey Says:

    “like a blue-balled sailor six loveless months at sea”
    great lines, you can definatly call that a post!
    miss? be glad you missed it.

  6. Reluctant Memsahib Says:

    Welcome back. Happy writing.

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  8. manuel Says:

    I was on my summer jollys so you missed nothing….

  9. joeinvegas Says:

    Well, if they are British sailors then it hasn’t been six months . . .

  10. Fat Sparrow Says:

    Not much. Still picking broccoli bits out of the carpet, here.

  11. savannah Says:

    like me, you missed my son’s birthday :(

  12. birchsprite Says:

    We nearly got flooded out here…. bloody british weather!

    (still might…. more rain…. arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

  13. Pat Says:

    I’m finding an air of lethargy in blogland a ce moment. Is it the delights of the hot sun- kissed days we seem to have lost forever? Unless you are in Greece where you fry! I keep thinking it’s November and I must go and get my ‘flu jab. One should be counting one’s blessings but just now and then I’d like to feel free to say I’m PISSED OFF!
    Fat Sparrpw raised a smile as I thought she was going to say her teeth!
    And have you noticed how simply awful Haloscan is at present – just not bloody working!

  14. Joseph McCrumble Says:

    Me? It would be reciprocated, for sure, for sure.

  15. apprentice Says:

    What have you missed!!! The second deluge that’s all madam. As we blog I’m in the garden with a mouth full of nails try to encourage queues of couples into the ark. The gloworms are playing silly beggars, refusing to glow red and green at port and starboard. They’re getting stroppy saying it’s a bit late to be worried about carbon emissions now.

    No a bloody Tosser that’s me.

  16. Kim Ayres Says:

    They started showing “Heroes” on BBC2 on Wednesday. Can’t say you’ve missed much else though

  17. belle Says:

    Nah, missed nothing! I went to blog sleep, too. Woke up today and surfed around a bit … not much doing. It’s the end of Glasgow Fair so expect us West Coasties to back on full throttle next week!!

  18. SafeTinspector Says:

    Did you miss it? No, you’ll never miss it.

  19. Paw Says:

    Oh! You were hiding in here.

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