Comments on: Post Brought To You By A Long, Boozy Easter Dinner And Some Still Loaded Insomia

By: fluffag

fluffag — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 20:04:37 +0000

My sides hurt. So real!
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By: Conan Drumm

Conan Drumm — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:28:30 +0000

“Mauvely” super hahaha!

I hereby pronounce Ojai as OchAye in perpetuity.

By: problemchildbride

problemchildbride — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 00:23:27 +0000

Why the hlel can’t I spell, today?

By: problemchildbride

problemchildbride — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:34:42 +0000

Vincent, ah! I see. I half-way inkled it might be something political but out here Rep usually refers to a Representative in congress. Republicans are GOPers (Grand Old Party) or just denoted R; and Democrats are DFLers or Dems or Ds. I’m not in Orange County though. Nope, wee town, North of LA’s me. 90 odd miles, the miles going through the San Fernando Valley being the oddest.

By: VincentH

VincentH — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:44:13 +0000

I’ve been looking at maps of voter returns for the past number of US elections- it’s a bit like election porn to me- anyhow, it seems that one would need to be a republican to get (elected ?) to serve coffee in the Orange, to find a democrat there and describe him an endangered species, implies a protection he would not receive. And so, the D’. DE-mocrat.
Ah well, I’ll improve.

By: problemchildbride

problemchildbride — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:05:00 +0000

Vincent, nope, I don’t get it. I’m baffled. Are you being cryptic?

Kara, for a fondue set for 10 I would enter such a Miss Melting Pot competition too. I’m sure you looked divine in your swimmies and clogs, darling. I think a pair of Swedish braids, some bagpipes and a tribal bone nose ring would have rendered you more melty but we live and learn, we live and learn.

Eryl, we can’t keep sheep in Ojai, I’m afraid. The heat causes them to stew in their fleeces. No town wants sheep with unsightly damp patchesunder their limb-pits wandering all over.

Andraste, right you are! I never saw the show but someone told me that once. According to the same Wikipedia article, they shot the Six Million Dollar Man tv show here too. I did not know that.

Sugar, a lot of squealing and giggling and a bit of grumbling about their not being enough tractors. Also the sound of female Hebridean eyeballs boinging out of their sockets at the scantily clad Roman centurions, and male Leodhasach jaws hitting the ground at the exotic lady cocktail servers.

Daphne, c’est vrais. Is that the same Smokin’ Squaw McGraw who littered a trail of broken hearts down the main street before high-tailing it out of town with a big noise in small shorts from Santa Barbara? Or is it the canteen lady who spontaneously and humanly combusted?

By: Daphne Wayne-Bough

Daphne Wayne-Bough — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:30:30 +0000

I only discovered recently (from my Comanche-Scots friend Smokin’ Squaw McGraw) that Ojai is pronounced “Oh hi” and not Ojay like the famous white-suited disco group from the 70’s. You live and learn.

By: Sugar Britches

Sugar Britches — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:16:27 +0000

Las Vegas? I can only imagine the conversation that takes place there!

By: Andraste

Andraste — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:12:51 +0000

The only thing I know about Ojai is that it’s where the Bionic Woman used to live.

By: Eryl Shields

Eryl Shields — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:17:06 +0000

Good lord Sam, when did all this happen and what do the sheep feel about it, did any of them go to the ceremony?