Comments on: Ojai Police Blotter

By: problemchildbride

problemchildbride — Tue, 06 May 2008 20:02:52 +0000

Charles, hi! You were in moderation so I didn't catch you there. Not only that, it wasn't the real Crosby Stills and Nash, it was a tribute band! And not even that it was packed!! I know, it's incredible! Vincent, aaaaaah! Sniffle, if MIM is anything like mime, I certainly do not!

By: Sniffle&Cry

Sniffle&Cry — Tue, 06 May 2008 08:43:33 +0000

Sorry Sam, they also wrote the theme tune to Malcom in the Middle (Boss of me now). Do you watch MIM? If not, it’s definitively worth a look.

By: VincentH

VincentH — Tue, 06 May 2008 08:00:57 +0000

Bog roll: Or as from South Pk, TP for the Bunghole. The Daily Mail, English or Irish editions. Way way way, too much modern fiction and all autobiography written by committee.

Wow, so can we now call ‘Dear Paris’ a social artist a la Miss Moss.

By: problemchildbride

problemchildbride — Mon, 05 May 2008 22:31:33 +0000

Nick, you too can have a little bird-house in your soul! You’ll need to put some newspaper down too though.

Sniffle, I am staring blankly at your comment not knowing what to make of it. Help?

Rand, contretemps do occur, Rand, generally between the partners though. I keep out of it.

Kim (insert reply when Kim thinks of comment)

Eolai, over the past two years the police have had to chase a lady regularly, known as the Pasty Lady. She either roller-skates or bikes through town wearing nothing but a thong and a pair of flesh coloured pasties. She’s a bit of a local celebrity and around town almost daily. Her aim is to highlight environmental issues. She’s leaving to go home to Oregon though, the paper said last week. She was arrested for a nude protest outside the Catholic Church a couple of Sundays ago and charges that So, Cal, where she thought she could be free, is a “police state”. The letters page in the newspaper have never been so lively with her fans and detractors leaping to defend or decry.

savannah, see Eolai’s comment – the California spirit is still skating strong, baby!

Medbh, Oregon seems to give So. Cal a good nudey run for its hippiness. Pasty Lady of eolai’s comment is moving back there.

Vincent, TP? I have no idea what’s wrong with me today but this is the second comment I’ve failed to understand. That’s you and Sniffly both. I hope it’s not in any way related to that article on early-onset Alzheimer’s I was reading about yesterday. Gulp.

Eryl, all visitor’s must apply for a visa and be interviewed by the mayor on such varied topics as what’s your position on tofu, and what’s your position on grilled tofu?

Pat, I Googled it and saw the guy, John Redwood, miming the anthem on You-Tube – hilarious!

By: Pat

Pat — Sun, 04 May 2008 22:34:45 +0000

The curly Avenue youth sounds a dead ringer for our dopey MP who was minister of Wales and mouthed the Wales national anthem looking for all the world like Doctor Spock or a mad alien. He’s never lived it down.

By: Eryl Shields

Eryl Shields — Sun, 04 May 2008 20:19:13 +0000

I couldn’t live anywhere where sausage was banned, but I do have a pair of organic wool socks, so I could perhaps visit briefly.

By: Charles Gramlich

Charles Gramlich — Sun, 04 May 2008 15:06:37 +0000

I was buying it all until you said there were actual people at the Crosby, Stills and Nash show.

By: VincentH

VincentH — Sun, 04 May 2008 06:05:21 +0000

How do the people on Black Blvd/St/Av – there is always a Black something or other in american towns, ’tis the law. And where else would the black hatted cowboys live. – show up on your blotter. While I do not believe that I have handled organic cotton, might have, anyhow, so I’m at a bit of a loss, and drifted towards wool undies. For I have a picture of anything organic as being like the organic TP you can get.

By: Medbh

Medbh — Sun, 04 May 2008 00:10:36 +0000

That’s weird that I typed ‘loved’ instead of ‘lived” when clearly, I didn’t love Eugene. The best part was being only an hour and a half from the gorgeous coast and the food was immaculate.
But the hippie police? No thanks.

By: savannah

savannah — Sat, 03 May 2008 02:59:43 +0000

LOL…and i thought savannah police were on the job!

*i miss cali*