Comments on: Send Grade-A Pity! Save A Housewife Today!

By: Rob

Rob — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 02:10:51 +0000

If you request people to send you staitonary they will surely remain unmoved.

By: problemchildbride

problemchildbride — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:25:40 +0000

Bless yooz all! That was some top class Coumbian pity y’all sent me. I’m only now coming down. Bobbing I was! Bobbing on the pity you poured and squirted and deluged and streamed.

But – and I don’t want to be churlish or ungrateful in any way – where was all the fancy stationary in trendy jewel colours I believe I specifically requested?

By: fatmammycat

fatmammycat — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 16:55:35 +0000

Bad luck Poppet, lots of fluid, some Lempsip,a good book and take it easy.
( I have given up Brussels Sprouts for Lent, and cabbage)

By: manuel

manuel — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 00:27:02 +0000

leaning? I love a good lean….we waiter specialize in leaning…….awh get well soon……in other news some family members who have been living in the Shetland’s have moved to Malaysia…..from one extreme to t’other

By: R. Sherman

R. Sherman — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 23:04:18 +0000

My dear, dear Sam:

I’m so distressed regarding your situation that I, in a fit melancholy, shall immediately repair to the veranda, there to write an Epic Poem about your situation, or perhaps a tragic play. If a poem, I shall call your snot Grendel; if a tragic play, I shall call it “Phlegmus Rex.”

All my love, dear.

By: Eryl Shields

Eryl Shields — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 22:18:50 +0000

I’m not sure it’s pity you need, or stationery for that matter. I will send you green cashmere socks and a beanie hat (toning, but not matching which is too dull for you), to keep the heat in at either end so you can sweat out the noodlings. Then I will send rejoicings when you are recovered.

By: ElizT

ElizT — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:31:06 +0000

I think that’s enough pity for now.

By: Tex

Tex — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 16:09:52 +0000

I propel gallons of soothing Pity in your general direction.

By: Kim Ayres

Kim Ayres — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 16:06:29 +0000

[sends] oodles and oodles of uncut grade A sympathy [/sends]

By: VincentH

VincentH — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 13:24:22 +0000

Leaning. As in doors, countertops and sundry household objects, or more loitering with intent.
For the cold you have my sympathy, but for God sake you are old enough once the kids are a bed to make a malt and warm water. And if you do that, sleep in the spare room for you will sweat like a horse while tossing and trashing like a grounded trout. But, You will wake in the morning with the bedclothes looking like a version of the shroud of Turin, but with the cold mostly gone.